Friday, January 13, 2006
Wanted: Strong, Dark And Handsome
Recently The Doctor gave career advice to one seeking a change.
Dear Doctor Seagull,
I'm a carpenter, but I'm getting too old to build houses and it's only gonna get worse. And I get little to no satisfaction from it, emotionally speaking. And there's no job security, and working outside in Montana in the winter sucks.
So I've decided to become a nurse. I've tossed the idea around for years. I think I'd be good at it, and find it interesting, and the demand is there, and it's a relatively short school term (as new careers go), and nurses work indoors almost all the time.
Be a coupla years--gotta pay off a couple of things, so we can make it on my lovely wife's salary while I go to school--but it just might be a plan.
Whaddaya think, Doc?
Signed,
Musing of Medschool
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Dear Musing,
The Doctor says that a career in medical science can be rewarding and lucrative. If you plan on becoming a nurse, The Doctor recommends that you opt for long-term care as the best field to be in. That is the field which is the hardest for the managers to fill because it doesn't pay as much but considering the fact that it is easy to ignore the patient's care and relax, it all evens out.
But the main advantage to this plan is in the patients. Long-term care patients are usually elderly women making reservations for the beyond. Lonely, elderly, tired and scared women who yearn for a friend. They are suckers for a strong and gentle male presence. A male presence who makes them feel loved, who makes them feel cared for, who makes them sign a new will and leave everything to him. The Doctor is sure that he doesn't have to draw you a map.
Happy Hunting.
Sincerely,
Doctor (honesteyelovedherjustlikeason) Seagull
To ask your very own questions to The Doctor, go to www.radioparadise.com and sign onto the forum
Dear Doctor Seagull,
I'm a carpenter, but I'm getting too old to build houses and it's only gonna get worse. And I get little to no satisfaction from it, emotionally speaking. And there's no job security, and working outside in Montana in the winter sucks.
So I've decided to become a nurse. I've tossed the idea around for years. I think I'd be good at it, and find it interesting, and the demand is there, and it's a relatively short school term (as new careers go), and nurses work indoors almost all the time.
Be a coupla years--gotta pay off a couple of things, so we can make it on my lovely wife's salary while I go to school--but it just might be a plan.
Whaddaya think, Doc?
Signed,
Musing of Medschool
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Dear Musing,
The Doctor says that a career in medical science can be rewarding and lucrative. If you plan on becoming a nurse, The Doctor recommends that you opt for long-term care as the best field to be in. That is the field which is the hardest for the managers to fill because it doesn't pay as much but considering the fact that it is easy to ignore the patient's care and relax, it all evens out.
But the main advantage to this plan is in the patients. Long-term care patients are usually elderly women making reservations for the beyond. Lonely, elderly, tired and scared women who yearn for a friend. They are suckers for a strong and gentle male presence. A male presence who makes them feel loved, who makes them feel cared for, who makes them sign a new will and leave everything to him. The Doctor is sure that he doesn't have to draw you a map.
Happy Hunting.
Sincerely,
Doctor (honesteyelovedherjustlikeason) Seagull
To ask your very own questions to The Doctor, go to www.radioparadise.com and sign onto the forum
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